Today, school was very very quite fun. Mostly because I kept hitting Benjamin with a Blueberry drink bottle (inclusive of Basil Seeds a.k.a Tadpole balls) on the elbow.

Oh yeah, I also drew a few versions of Benjimin Lay as a hippie, an old man, a retarded baby, and also a rockstar. Note that I spelled his name as Benjimin, not Benjamin, because Benjimin is NOT Benjamin.

King Ian and I have this Geddit? Eh? Eh? joke that we say to people all the time. Its really hard to understand, but once you do, you'll be laughing like heck. Today, I invented a new irritating line! URL! Its not U.R.L, its just URL! Say it out loud! URL!

It all started when I told King that I just made a blog. Then he asked, "Whats the U.R.L?". I paused for a moment before I said, "URL!"

Even till recess, King dint know my blog's U.R.L. I kept asking him to link me on his blog and everytime he asks whats the website, or whats the U.R.L, I reply... URL!

King Ian can be very annoyed with me at times.

Later, King and I did Macs together. Some baby threw his balloon at my head on purpose. But I just took the balloon, gave it back to him, and just smiled. I didn't frown or make a sad face. The little guy was staring at me until I reached my seat! Who knew that I would be such a nice guy! That baby dint know!

Jason is two words.

Hey anyway, I just wanted to give some tips on blogging, to all those bloggers out there! You might not agree with some of the tips, but to Heck with you! ITS MY BLOG!

So anyway..

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Tip 1# Use paragraphs to make your post look less boring. And easier to read. If you go to a blog and you see a really long post all clumped up together, you would'nt want to read it. Right? But, if its spaced out, you might want to read it. I dunno!

Tip 2# Use fullstops and commas. Your post will look very irritating lame boring and difficult to read try to use commas when you're naming a few things it will be easier for the reader

Tip 3# Too many fullstops, question marks and exclamation marks will make the reader angry. Example: Yes, aren't you feeling mad???????? Why are you mad!!!!!!!!!! My blog, right????????? ZZZZ........ HAHA.........................

Tip 4# Spelling. It verii hard 2 read if u kip on writin' lyk dis lolzxzxz...

Tip 5# Avoid getting your Shift or Caps Lock button spoilt. BeCaUsE ITs Ver1 AnN0y1Ng!

Tip 6# Don't Emo too much! It makes the reader sad.. If you wanna Emo just a little bit, make sure you Emo properly. Example: I haT3x l1f3! Ev3ryth1ing suxzxz wa1 aM i B0rn1ng????

Tip 7# Don't make people look bad! You're a nice person, remember?

Tip 8# Smileys. Not too many, okay? Example: wah!! veri fun der! :D:D:D but den i sad lerhx :(:(:(:( but lata i more happyer XDXDXD

Tip 9# Clump up everything you're not supposed to do. Example: WaH!!!!! T0dAyzxz ver11 siAnzxx :(:(::D:D i caNNOT gO Jan3y hous3!!!!!! Why m3???? T_T................. I d0n'T wanT aNyThinGZXZXZXZ!!!!!!!!! SAD :(............................

Tip 10# Make what you're posting is appropriate and izz nice to read!

Extra Tip: If you're not sure what you want to post is appropriate, save it under drafts when you're done. The next day, open it up and read through. From there, you'll know if you should post it or not.

Thats all I guess.. Have fun blogging, Mates!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009