LONG TIME NO POST, YA

Saturday, saturday!

At first, my family and I went to some malay restaurant. We ate 'nasi campur'. Then, we went to malay heritage centre.

There was a carnival there, and I bought some drinks and cheese hotdogs. I also watched a performance. Its called, 'dikir barack obama'.

Then, umm.. we went to Mustafa Shopping Centre (24 hours) and bought some stuff. Then we went home. Yep.

Jaja Binks gave me a wedgie last night.

YESTERDAY, was great! And touching. After band, me and Qing Hao went home together. On the way, we met this cat. It was one-eye blind. AWWW.

WARNING: Readers who are currently eating now, stop reading, unless you want to see your food again in half an hour.

Those who are not, you are welcomed to find out that, there was red flesh hanging from the cat's jaw.

That caused it so salivate non stop and not being able to eat without dropping the food.

It was so dirty, and Qing Hao said that it looked like it was burned and abused.

IMMMMEDIATELY,

I called SPCA! Tadaa! Some indian guy came out of the van. I showed him the cat. By then, the cat was sprawled on the floor, and house flies were feeding on its cuts and bruises which were all over its body.

I dunno how else to say it but, it was infected.

The SPCA guy poked the cat with metal rods and then concluded. "Its not burn marks, those are tyre marks. Now you know the difference?" AHHHHH!

I felt like giving him a falcon punch! That was an annoying answer! After that, he would groan in pain and hold his stomach (bending down a little).

I'll use my wrist bone to smash his face, causing the skull to crack.Then, i'll elbow is bald head, and make sure it bleeds. Now he can't move, right? I'll break his arm, i'll twist it so hard that he'll be kneeling on the floor crying in pain.I don't care.

I'll break both his arms. Crush his ribcage, stomp on the feet, until I hear a *crack!*

By then, he will be on the floor, begging for mercy. I will be the superior one, punishing an unworthy being. I'll step on his head, and jump on it. Blood will be everywhere. I'll stuff him into a small cage, and pour boiling water into it.

Yes, it will not be nice to see. Mmmm, diabolical plan, it is!

WELL, back to subject. (Boy that was fun to write!)

He put the cat in the cage and went off. Then I went home. I ate chicken rice. Yummy-yum-yum-yicka-yum-dum-digga-fum. Say that out loud.

Today, King Ian stabbed Harith with a lollipop. It was fun to watch.

KITTY BOY! AHAHHAH!

I am a Transformer! I am a robot in disguise! Watch me battle those evil decepticons! With my bare metal fists, watch me pwn them!

I.. I.. SORRY!














There will be a demon,
watching you.
Its behind you,
you can feel it now.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009