Gimme Long John! The auntie charged me 60 cents for a cup of cheese. That idi-

I played versus mode on L4D OFFLINE just now. I was having so much fun! But then, the game crashed. And now I can't play online! Only with those Shit-Bots! GAH!

DA PIMPLE LECTURE, YO!

You know how to prevent pimples popping out on your forehead? I tell you.. NAO!

If you're an active person (always sweaty), it's good to keep short hair (boys)
For girls, you have to pin your fringe up so it doesn't fall on your forehead.

Why?

Let's say you have your fringe falling on your forehead..
When you sweat, the sweat gets stuck on your hair, and your hair gets stuck onto your forehead.

The sweat remains stuck to your forehead until you move your fringe with your hand. If you don't touch it, these sweat will turn into pimples!

How do you prevent pimples?

Tip 1# Don't touch your face too much. I dunno why.

Tip 2# Use face-washers twice, everyday. Maybe when you bathe? Before and after school will be fine. I suggest you use Neutrogena.

Tip 3# Do not squeeze your pimples! Never do that ! It will only cause scars on your face. Apply pimple cream on your pimples everyday. You should apply the cream before you sleep or after you bathe. That is when it is most effective. Rexona is a good brand, though.

Tip 4# If you're allergic to make-up, don't put it on to .. look .. "Beautiful". Make-up is ugly.

Thats all!
If you're wondering how come I know about all this..

Its because my primary school spammed me with thousands of Puberty talks! I also learned from my brothers.

And no, I don't have pimples. Yet. I hope not. =D

Neutrogena and Rexona are just brands of pimple cream protectors that my brothers use.
Yep.

Thats all, I guess.

Badass will beat you up!
(Only King Ian and a few people know about, this Badass).
Friday, July 03, 2009