Puush! Puuuush! Poosh! Push!
Its coming out!
I see the head coming out! I see the head co-
Dayyum, thats ugly!
Push it back in, guys! C'mon! Puuuush!!

We were making fun of Joe in the MRT today. Harith, Joe and I took the train from AMK to Jurong East, bounced back, and then to our respective stations. In the MRT, Harith and I made fun of Joe.

We told him that he looked like a pedo when he widens his eyes. Then, Harith points out that our eyes don't grow (I'm not sure), so its the same size even when we were a baby.

So we say to Joe that he looked like crap even when he was a baby. We made hellota jokes. Joe said that we hurt his self-esteem. Awww =(.. Sorry "Joe"! =D

We learned about quotation marks in school today.

So Harith and I make jokes. Here's a few that we talked about. I mixed them up.

Doctor: Here's that thing you .. gave birth to..
Lady: It looks like crap! What is that thing, Doc?
Doctor: Umm.. I think its your baby.. Thingy..
Lady: AHH! Its moving!
Doctor: Holy Crapsticks (with barbeque sauce) ! I thought we killed it!
I don't want it! Here, catch!
Lady: NOO!!

Well, I'm still upset with the L4D. I wanna play Versus, but offline mode! They don't freaking let me play offline!

Steps is cool.

Steps! : Guidebook!
How do you play Steps! ?
What is Steps! ?
Well, I'll tell you right now!
Steps! is a super fun awesome game!
Invented by NASA,
From CakeFuel Studios!
All you do is walk up staircases..
And level up! (Geddit?)
Each Map, can have up to 12 Levels!
You have to press the UP button,
every 1 second!
If you miss, you fall down the Stairs
and you restart everything!
What about Steps! Online?
Challenge your friends!
See who can climb up to the highest level!
Shove each other! (Spacebar)
Once a player is shoved,
he restarts everything!
Steps! Offline?
Play with Bots,
You can even set the Difficulty!
Steps! comes with 6 Maps!
Blk 22, The Staircase of Hell, Factory,
Spiral Steps, Blk 51, and the Toilet Stairs!
Play Steps!

STEPS! Limited Edition Value Pack!
It comes with cool new items!
Check out our new Lvl 156 Anti-Slip shoes!
Now you aint gonna slip, yo!
Wanna add in something else?
What about Golden Colored Hand-railings!
You can.. Hold on to them!
Online version is now updated!
Players can use the Elevator Cheat !
Who needs those old, lame staircases!
NEW MAPS!
Wanna check out Blk 532, Blk 19, and a Spiralz Staircase?
THEY'RE AWESOME!

X-Box Offline
Are you anti-social?
Do you hate people?
Are you sick off being pwned by other players.. All the time?
Well, look no further!
With our new invention,
Created by NASA,
We have now invented the X-Box Offline!
Allows to play offline games! For FREE!
The X-Box offline is not only faster,
but it costs 2 times as much as the X-Box 360!
"Mom, can I have the X-Box Offline? I hate people.."
"Okay son!"
The X-Box offline comes with a free Steps! game.
Play Steps! offline. Enjoy.

STEPS! : NOW ON Wii !
Sick playing Steps! on the computer?
Tired of pressing Up (Walk up Steps), and Spacebar (Shove your friends down)?
Well, from CakeFuel Studios,
Created by NASA...
We present, Steps! : On Wii!
Now, you can wear our very own Steps! shoes,
and Play Steps!!
The Steps! shoes work like normal Wii controllers,
Excepts that it burns out Easily!
To play Steps! : On Wii, all you have to do is
Put on those Step! Shoes ($100.90)
And do the action you do to walk up stairs!
Its like walking up real stairs..
But you stand still!
HOW COOL IS THAT!
You can't shove your friends in this version.

L4D Extention Set!
Play as normal infected zombies!
You can run fast!
Hit survivors with your elbows!
Bite yourself! (- 10 life)
Emo! (Stand still and not do anything)

Diarrblo 3 Official Game!
Tired of the REAL Diablo?
Play, Diarrblo 3!
It lets you play as the main character,
Donkeh!
Join Donkeh in his adventures,
which are Lame and Gay!
Donkeh will have to sleep too..
After every 6 hours you play,
Diarrblo 3 will auto shut-down,
because Donkeh has to sleep!
How realistic is THAT!
Fight Evil monsters,
that try to steal Puppets!
Protect the City of Bob,
against the Evil Doctor John!


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Thursday, July 02, 2009