Glee is just plain awesome!

So today its Sunday, and I should prolly be shitting in my pants right now because school is opening tommorow, but NO! Its Chinese New Year! The time when all your Chinese friends hang out with their grandparents and get money!

The same thing happens to Malays during Hari Raya!
WOOOOO!

What I Ate On Friday:
- KFC; Cheesy BBQ Meltz Meal with Large Mountain Dew
- McDonalds; Flavour Burst Ice-Cream (Apple)
- Cheers; Sparkly Ribena
- Cheers; Mini-Carton-'O'-Soya-Bean (NutriSoy)
- Buzz; Chocolate Pocky
- Homemade; Peanut Butter Sandwich x2
- NTUC; Twisties
- Homemade; Sushi Rice with 3 Sausages/Japanese Egg/Seaweed
- Hamper 'Prize'; 3 Apollo Chocolate Bars/China Brand Snack
- From the tap; At least 3 Glasses of Water
- Fridge; One cup of Apple Juice w/o Aloe Vera

Latex Gloves are really fun, especially when you fill it up with water until it gets really huge and your Science Teacher asks you to stop playing with it and then some genius lifts the water filled monster up and drops it thus causing your pants to get wet followed by girls telling you that you peed in your pants.

The first time I met Sean, I really thought he was a big douchebag, but after getting to know him for 2 months, I realised that he's a pretty cool guy. What I want to tell you people is.. Umm.. Let me explain it to you in story form! Its the Fable of the Vacationing Prude!

Story Explanation in
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There was once an annoying prude who went to the South of France, arriving at his hotel late in the evening. The next morning, he was so excited to soak up the Sun he was the first one on the beach.

Soon, the Jet Lag set in and he fell asleep in the Mediterranean sun. When he woke up, there was a naked old man sleeping not fifty feet from him. So the prude went over, picked up the old man's book, and placed it over him where the sun shouldn't be shining.

Turns out it was a nudist beach and the old man was a judge. He got the prude arrested for something. So the point is....

Umm.. Never cover a judge by his book. Or rather, never judge a book by its cover.

O yah! I forgot to tell you! I have 16 Million Mesos now! I found out this sick and awesome scam all by myself! I invested 2 million mesos from my previous 7 million mesos for the stuff I needed for the scam and VOILA! It worked like a charm!












You can be, Lady Gaga
I can be, T-Pain

Sunday, February 14, 2010