I played Street Fighter, Mirror's Edge, Pinball and Gears of War (i'm not sure which one) all in one day. Life is great.

McSpicy does NOT make people poo!

I found a dollar on the way home. Wanted to save it. It went into the vending machine. I had coke. Mmmm.

You wanna know my future plans? Of course you do! I'll tell you anyway..

Step 1: I'll save $10,000 in my bank by the age of 18.

Step 2: I'll enter a/an University and get a degree or something using the money in my bank.

Step 3: I get a really good job that pays well.

Step 4: I buy a big house.

Step 5: Fill it up with all the game consoles in the world.

Step 6: Make sure Bob does not touch it.

Step 7: Kill Bob. He is interfering in my work.

Step 8: Become successful and retire.

Step 9: Grow 6 cm in 10 days and become tall.

Step 10: Join a basketball team.

Step 11: Umm... Invent a new color?

Step 13: I actually skipped Step 12. HAH you dint notice right? BURN!

REAL Step 13: Retire and slack at home again.

Step 14: Think of Step 14.

Fahim has decided to eat his Burrito. Yes, the pink Burrito in front of him. Will he consume the spicy Mexican food, now? No. Fahim thinks about it. Aha! He wants to eat it at 12.14pm SHARP tommorow. But Fahim is hungry now, what should he do?

Fahim picks up the Burrito. "Should I eat you?" asks the young adventurer.

The Burrito stares at Fahim and plays dead. Fahim smashes the Burrito and gives it a MORF. The poor Burrito walks away sadly. Unable to control his emotions, Mr Burrito cries loudly, allowing the tortilla to get soggy.

"A Morf, I say, is pretty harsh! We should punish the boy!" says the Emperor of Finland. Fahim is sent to court immediately.

But Fahim is a nice boy, yes he is. Emperor of Finland releases Fahim in the end and Mr Burrito lived happily ever after. Tadaa.

Moosh ka Boosh!

Oh yeah, by the way, I play L4D on Garena, so if any of you guys wanna add me, my IGN is therealshard. I share it with my brother, though. :-/








Good day, my friend. Watch me judge you.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009